Keren: Kate, don't teach your kids your philosophy, they'll be made fun of.
Vy: By Keren's kids.

Kate: Great minds...
Misa: ...Finish each other's sentences.

Kate: Then this guy comes down from the ceiling and goes "Get away from my house! And leave the crack alone, I like that crack! It allows me to watch people as they're sleeping!"
Keren: "So I can caress them!"

Kate: I gave you my soul! My soul!
Misa: I didn't understand the last three-quarters of your soul.

Ka-Mang: Mr Newton spent an entire lesson talking about one word.
Kate: What word was that?
Ka-Mang: I don't remember.
Nadeesha: Was it "Kate"?

Shravya: If you're my friend you'll do this for me.
Kate: Oh I get it, reverse psychology.

Kate: I find I like that picture of you more as I analyse it.
Misa: Oh yes, discovering the different levels of philosophy hidden in the picture really makes me love it.

Sabrina: You have your creepy sociopath "Come to me so I can feed you through a mincer" smile on half the time.
Kate: No sociopath can leave home without it.

Shravya: I'm actually pretty funny.
Kate: Yeah, that is pretty funny.

Kate: I don't see how people can be so fundamentally Christian and so rascist against Arabs, I mean Jesus was --
Daniel: Shh, don't tell anyone.

Miss Jepsen: What have you been doing in the library, covering books?
Misa: No. I've been sticking sticky sticking things to books for the last three hours.
Miss Jepsen: I'll bring you down some lamenating later on, it should be a nice change from covering books.

Kate: What are you doing?
Keren: I'm pooing on everything.

Kate: What's the time?
Misa: Two dollars.

Keren: This is crazy.
Kate: This what we've just been talking about is crazy, or has something at your house startled you?
Keren: Yes. This whole crazy house.

Keren: Let's dig some stairs and have an underground tunnel.
Kate: Yeah, why don't you get on that, Keren?

Kate: That ant is as good as dead, it's too far away from its tribe.
Misa: Am I its tribe? Am I supposed to hold it?

Kate: Every day brings you closer to your bio exam.
Shravya: Every day brings me closer to frigging Alzheimers.

Jess: Some random just came to the door and said to tell my mum "She can walk tomorrow".
Keren: Has someone stolen her car?

Ashton: Can I ask you a personal question?
Daniel: Yes.
Ashton: Do you believe in God?
Daniel: Don't ask me that question.

Keren: We should just keep Kate mad all the time. We could follow her around and poke her.
Vy: No, she'd just laugh.

Kate: Ew, chicken.
Vy: That's foul. Hey "foul"! We have to tell that to Mr Duckworth. Hey - "duck"!

Kate: Did we interrupt an in-depth conversation with Miss Piakis?
Daniel: No, she was just rabbiting on about her amazing daughter.

Keren: You're a fool to believe!
Misa: You're a fool for a king!

Keren: I don't live in Misa's bush, Kate.
Kate: Bush, eh?
Keren: Oh, Kate! You just destroyed me and Misa's friendship, in a single blow.
Kate: Blow, eh?

Jess: Look! They're friends!
Keren: Maybe they're girlfriend and boyfriend. The blue one is the boy train and the green one is the girl train.
Kate: Maybe the green one is the boy train, and the blue one is the boy train.
Keren: Kate, just because you like the thought of two gay trains...
Kate: Metrosexual.

Sabrina: All the goat pictures kind of freaked me out, considering our discussions on bestiality.
Kate: You didn't like my kiddy porn?

Bianca: People say homosexuality is wrong because opposites are meant to go together.
Mr Newton: What, like I'm the opposite of John Howard, so I should be with him?

Kate: It's a peel, you fool.
Alison: You're a peel.

Kate: I mightn't be here tomorrow.
Shravya: And why not, you bloody wagger?

Kate: Next year I won't have any outlet for philosophical discussions, except you.
Keren: And I won't have any outlet for my murderous streak, except you.

Kate: We had to argue whether celebities should be allowed to skip the usual processes when adopting kids from third-world countries.
Daniel: Of course they should, they should be allowed to eat them too.

Alison: How could we be twins? You're half my height.
Kate: You're half my pretty.

Jess: Kate's the birthday girl, we have to respect her.
Keren: She has a cane! We can't respect her!

Carla: Be subtle.
Kate: Phrase it prettily.
Keren: Keren's great.

Misa: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD TASTE IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE. I'LL GET JACK TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
Kate: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW UGLY IF YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR TO IT. I KNOW BECAUSE YOU DO!
Misa: IF I WASN'T SO WORKED UP RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD BE VERY FUNNY. I ACTUALLY LAUGHED DESPITE MYSELF.
Kate: I AM PISSING MYSELF.
Misa: I'M ALL ALONE IN THIS HOUSE LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
Kate: MY MUM IS GIVING ME LOOKS.
Misa: YOU'RE A FOOL FOR A KING KATE.
Kate: YOU'RE A FOOL TO BELIEVE MISA.

Kate: Who are we going to make fun of at our year 12 assembly?
Keren: You?

Kate: When I was little I was afraid of seaweed.
Misa: When most people were little, they were afraid of you.

Kate: I watch the cricket.
Keren: No you don't, you're just gender confused.

Carla: Maybe if we went back with tops on --
Kate: He wouldn't recognise us?

Kate: Maybe I'll just kill myself.
Finn: Kate, we've discussed this before and I think we've established that that wouldn't stop me.

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