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- Over the fence... under the beehives...
- Sorry if my story gets in the way of your interrupting.
- What's that, Belinda? You want to marry Ms Kerwick?
- ...and I said "VOMIT."
- You're not a student teacher! Get out of my house!
- Did you see? He was pining after you!
- No, you're stupid.
- All the crows are so creepy, they're like "We come for the dead!"
- A rather presumptuous fringe...
- Everything Kate writes is like "Ye Olde English"
- I don't want to be in a room full of people like you, who're all like "Time and bestiality are my favourite
things that I like to do..."
- Are you fighting over Mr Newton?
- Northlands in Spring.
- Wa wa waa, waaa waaa, waaaaa...
- Even your dreams are Edwardian.
- We'll just wait here in the murder carpark.
- Carpark of Doom!
- I didn't actually do the quiz, I was too busy laughing at Kate.
- But Keren was like "No, I will leave you as dry and desolate creatures."
- Who thought of that? "There must be mustard powder in the world!"
- Mr Windle seems to be in Humbug House.
- I can't believe this. First it was with Mr Spewton, then Mr Pants, and now you guys are fighting over Mr Buttsworth?
- As if you would be Under 21 anyway.
- Oh my god, my favourite book -- Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH!
- Sex on the street day.
- "Not only am I the worst teacher in the world, I also have a stupid voice."
- So I got the plague last week, what's up with that?
- I bet Kate was reading that whole thing cackling like the mad man she is, hunched over the computer screen.
- I can just imagine you doing that, bringing that stupid cat to the formal in a bowtie.
- Oh, my life is a sardine in the sea of destruction.
- You were like "Let's discuss the pros and cons of opera."
- Why did you have to wreck him? You were like "Oh let's inject him with boring juice."
- I have someone next door who would be willing... "I wish Kate was squishing me."
- Your mum... your mum... ooh.
- You want me to have the pic where you look hot and are redeye-less, so that if a certain someone who lives next door
happens to come by and sees the picture, then HO HO HO!
- Oh don't mind me, I'm just sitting here choking on your second-hand filth.
- I dont like turkish delight. It tastes so gross. People who delight turkishly are no friends of mine.
- Hooray for cabaret!
- Sorry I'm not attracted to mollusc-crab-octo-man.
- Heheh. "Carla".
- Ahh! Mr Biggs, you need more Vitamin B to keep those socks flying high and mighty!
- You drink too much of it. Every time I talk to you you're always like "Oooh, just making a spot of tea!"
- What's that on the horizon?! It's... the fluoro safety men!
- I can just imagine you now. Hunched over the computer screen, cackling like a madman and clawing the air.
- Sexy Mcsex Sex.
- You never cease to disgust me.
- I am just so far beyond being sick now. I can't put it into words, every day you just bring me to a new level of disgustment.
- Freakborg!
- Let's rephrase "I have discussed it with Misa" to "I crapped on about stupid crap while Misa yelled at me that I was
a piece of crap."
- Daniel is cavorting with your dad.
- Every night, the carpet lives!
- You bloody creep and a half.
- Daniel the magical puppy...
- The incriminating jumper... it's mine!
- Not bad, Kate old man.
- Sexy Vermeer... so innocent and wise.
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