|
- I am Kate, president and only member of the philosophy cafe
- It doesn't start for another 20 minutes, Miss I'm All Alone Up There!
- Oh, get a home!
- By Vy's sandwich standards, we might as well make up camp for the rest of the year
- Don't you have homes, families, lives maybe?
- We're all married here. It's like being married to God - except it's to a building.
- Code Name Eagle has landed
- What do you want to say now?
- When are we not talking about Code Name Eagle and Situation X?
- "Fritz Ferguson Spritzometer", that's a hot name
- Great now we have to go to his office. Soon he'll be like "Come to my house..."
- The man in the crack is going to caress you, Kate.
- They're like monobrow men...
- Jake Sexyhaal
- He'll be like "Let me read 1984 again"
- I have to clean the chickened cookens
- You can't just bite it, you have to break its face?
- You shouldn't be such a lovesick good Samaritan.
- Kate will be sitting down and chained to the seat. Chained.
- This tram smells like it's on fire.
- Could you stop being in love with yourself?
- You suck... get out of my face... I hate you Kate
- What do you think this is, [insert name here]? [insert activity here] day? I didn't think so.
- All the Year 8s are just like "Oh we're too cool for Year 7"
- Oh my god, you're so fat Nadeesha, lose some weight!
- Flick your ear over, Mr Dog Man.
- Let's get... DOWN. To the ground, and get jiggy with it.
- Yes, mum. You can hike, and you can fish.
- Go to sleep/Little Kate/So that I can caress you/Go to sleep/Do not wake/So that I can have my fun
- ANIMAL!!!
- Oh my god, my life.
- Eeny meeny miny mo/Catch a Vy by the toe/If she squirrels let her go/Eeny meeny miny mo mo
- We stole them from a whole family, we did.
- You won him over with your philosophical speech
- It's your shithead of a computer!
- You need it for your Chronicles of Philosophy
- Ew, my jumper's minty fresh
- Hello, I'm a Kateword
- I have to tell everyone including Misa
- The ground on which we play upon
- So Belinda is with babe...
- Kate got so many C's the computer blew up and was never the same again
- So it was a man, it was either Brad or Michelle
- I don't like people who crack themselves
- I made a funny!
- It bounced off her head last!
- Did you just sit in the bin and tune out?
- Brad will marry someone else when Michelle is at camp. Good I say, good.
- Go, Kate! Run to him!
- Instead of a 5-second memory, you have a 20 billion-year capacity memory
- No, Kate, no. Only people like Misa can make fun of my skin tone. And Nadeesha and Shravya. And Carla. And Mary, and Belinda...
and Vy. But not you.
- I saw Kate Moxon with the devil!
- Cry out the pain Kate... cry for your first true love.
- Forever young! God wants to be forever young...
- James... James! Josh is playing with himself!
- Fuck Freud.
- Look Kate, there's your dinner.
- Even when she's drunk she talks too much.
- I put 'physicist' in the jobs section - "Wanted: jail time for stupid nerds".
- That's worse than walking in on Kate fondling her breasts.
- How did you creepily know that?
- I can't osmosis-ise. I'll just fail in style.
|
